Headlines

Do you ever watch the Tonight Show? My favorite is Jaywalking but Headlines night is pretty good too. I wanted to share one of last night's headlines with you.

You know those typical get-to-know-you questions? (i.e. Where do you want to be in 10 years?) This cute old lady was asked a bunch of them for a highlight in the newspaper.



You gotta love her response to the lead, "in 10 years I hope to be". She says, "Dead. I'm 92".


I am very excited for Conan to take over. Not because I don't like Jay but I just can't stay up late enough to watch Conan these days.

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I Wanna Be A Rapper

Oh, Joaquin. Some think he's serious while some think it's a Borat-ish joke. Personally, I think it's not 100% serious but probably more of an artsy experiment. What do you think? I've seen the video of him rapping. It's pretty bad and I think he knows he's not that good. Whatever the case, this video is pretty entertaining.

I Love You More Than...

And to add a few that I couldn't find...

I love you more than Aubrey loves her "papa".

I love you more than Napoleon loves ligers.

I love you more than I used to hate Valentine's Day.

Happy Love Day everyone. Next year, let's all meet here (pictured below). You have to check out the other natural hearts on this website along with the Google Maps they have links to. It's amazing.


All hearts found via I Love You More Than ____. and island found via Freedating through a different link I don't remember.

Pepsi

Someone's take on the new Pepsi branding. "This is what I think whenever I see one of the new Pepsi Ads."

Found via How

Nailed 'Em

I know you've come across things in life that just don't make sense. Something that has a good reason for being that way but is taken to the extreme when you take out common sense. You know what I'm talking about. Do I know what I'm talking about? I think. Like taking off our shoes at the airport. Do I really have to take off my 1 cm thick flip flops? Anyway, check out this video. It's hilarious. It's from Colbert Nation called Nailed 'Em - Amtrak Photographer. 

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We don't have the Comedy Central channel but I wish we did so I could watch this show. Here's a random thought. The name of Adam's last boss in the Army was Stephen Colbert. I was always so confused because pronounced it differently than the famous guy so I would have to say the famous name to remember how not to say it every time I saw him. Too much for a pregnant lady to handle.