That's one way to crush a watermelon.

Honestly, I have no words. Just watch.

Too Cool for School

I like the spelling found in Greensboro, NC (Susie, you live there). I think it'll catch on. Maybe people will start thinking school really is cool. Get it? Sh-cool. Ya, I know I'm lame.

I really don't think the guy that did this is stupid. I would probably make the same mistake arranging letters that are bigger than I am. Most of the time you would double-check the layout but sometimes, you're in such a hurry to get the job done, you forgot to check your work before sending it in. I sound like I'm talking about myself now because I am. Stupid mistakes happen every once and awhile because it's so simple, you don't even think to check work that you shouldn't get wrong. The only difference is, my spelling mistakes don't make national news.

Found via Yahoo. You may want to click the link for the video.

Mila's Dreams

I found this super cute site where a mom tries to imagine what her baby is dreaming about during her nap.

Oh my

If you want to cry from laughing, then watch this video. I was dying and then the singing started and I lost it. Why do I find it so funny when people are sleep talking or drugged out? After Adam's first hernia surgery, we had a 45 minute car ride home after the whole waking up, waiting around, checking out process so there was time for the drugs to wear off. The whole ride he was singing to the songs but the timing was way off. He started calling people he worked with and telling them how much he liked working with them (and he didn't like working with them). I was dying.

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This is Texas

At least where we were. I went crazy when I saw the first five minutes or so because it was the first time I'd seen our part of Texas. Granted, this part, where this show is, is more rural but the look of the houses and everything else is pretty much what it looked like where we lived. I should also mention that is show is pretty good, actually, really good. I love it. The season just ended so you can catch up online (mtv.com).

Here's the link: CLICK HERE.

Update: In all my excitement, I forgot to mention the show is called "My Life as Liz". Also, I saw this show awhile ago but, for whatever reason, mtv.com didn't have the video available to watch.

Best Short Ever

Do you want to see the best animation short in the history of animation? I thought so. Here it is.

By the way, my one and only brother, James, made this video for his final in one of his classes. Watch the whole thing and if you don't enjoy every minute, we can no longer be friends. I'm sorry. Oh, I'm just kidding (sort-of). Also, please pass this along to anyone else you think would like it (post it, email it). Please check out his Facebook page and become a fan. Thanks a bunch and have a great day . I know you will after watching this little gem.

Thanks for the breaking news Yahoo

Check out the screen-shot I snapped yesterday when the Eclipse trailer came out. What?!? A love triangle?!? Revealed?!? I think even my Grandfather knew about this before this breaking news headline was revealed. Thanks Captain Obvious (or whatever it is people say).

Going Green

I thought this was cool and it's all just for tv.

Anger Management

Do you want to push around a stranger today? This one's dedicated to you Susie. Go here, wait for it to load, click on the arrow on his shirt if you wish but most importantly, click on the arrow to the middle right. That one is my favorite. I don't recommend going to the rest of the scenarios (one makes you feel like you're undressing a stranger and I'm not really into that sort of thing but maybe you are) but if you really want to, the last one is pretty good too. Here's the full link: http://eu.wrangler.com/bluebell/#/collection.

I am so sick of not being pregnant. I'm so sick of feeling upset when I hear about other people being pregnant or having babies (people I don't know, if you're my friend then I am truly excited). I was actually annoyed today when I walked by a girl with a little baby in my complex. Why am I so cynical about this? She didn't do anything wrong. I hate it. I mad at myself for not wanting to try earlier. It took 8 months to get pregnant with Aubrey. I know that's not a long time but I only had 4 periods during that 8 months (I've always had a very irregular cycle) so I thought it would maybe take about 4 months to get pregnant again (Ever since I had Aubrey, I've had a normal period). I don't want to say how long it's been because it isn't that long but it's agony right now since I don't know how much longer it'll be (It's been 7 months). I sick of having pre-baby weight and trying to keep it on. I mad that I let other people make me feel like I'm too skinny to get pregnant and that's the reason why I'm not. I'm pissed that my period is late (at least 4 days) and the test this morning says I'm not pregnant. I am hoping that posting this will make me look like a fool because I am pregnant even though there's only less than a 1% chance of that. I also mad and confused that don't want to have 2 kids or 3 kids because it's just sounds like misery and yet I'm mad I'm not pregnant. Pregnancy hormones? I want to so bad blame it on this. I'm mad I have to keep buying tampons, even time thinking it'll be the last. I'm also mad because I have so much work to do, it's not even funny and yet I haven't been concentrate on it all day. I don't have time to waste time right now. I know there are far worse problems out there but I just needed to vent. Ellen's on right now so I'm hoping it'll cheer me up.

What, what!

I don't know why this is such a big deal. I do this all the time.



P.S. If you're not impressed, then you clearly don't play basketball.

Hallelujah

I didn't watch this because I didn't want to cry for two hours but of all the clips I've seen of the performances, this is by far my favorite. It's beautiful and I could listen to it for hours over and over. Nice job guys.

Real or Plastic?

Okay, let's be honest people. Did she look better before or after? (Do you even know who this is? If not, it's Heidi from the Hills.)

I think they could have found a better before picture (because this before does make her chin look big but if you look at the two last pictures below, it's not) but even with these two to compare, I would like to scream BEFORE! I couldn't post the one with her in her bikini because it's just too painful to look at her boobs. Does she look pretty in the after photo? Yes, she does but she doesn't look like anyone special. In the before, she's way, WAY cuter. I'm not even just talking about the plastic surgery differences. I like her darker hair better and her makeup. I love this quote, "I feel like I look like me but a little bit of a different version. Like an upgrade. The best me." No, you don't look like you, you really look like a porn star. I also love the quote, "I was more like a frumpy sidekick to Lauren." Please. (Lauren's the one second from the right.)


I saved these photos just in case I ever teach the Young Women again because this whole thing is crazy to me. She had a brow lift and botox and she's 23! Even Spencer told her it was out of control. I really don't have anything against plastic surgery. Do one, maybe two, procedures if you really want to and get a C cup instead of DDD in hopes of getting an H (seriously she said that and she can't be more than 5'4".). If I ever think about wanting to change things about me, I'm going to look at the article in People and these before and after photos and realize what God gave me is far more beautiful version of me and I don't want to change it like she did. (I really wanted those H's but Heidi convinced me to get more like a DD.)




I like this video.

You'll be missed

I think Aubrey's expression of love towards our red-headed friend explains how our whole house feels about Conan. "He's too funny."